{"id":2137,"date":"2014-10-07T18:55:51","date_gmt":"2014-10-07T18:55:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hoboctn.com\/2014\/10\/07\/how-many-slams-in-an-old-screen-door-depends-how\/"},"modified":"2026-07-04T17:09:33","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T17:09:33","slug":"how-many-slams-in-an-old-screen-door-depends-how","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/?p=2137","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live &lsquo;em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give &#8217;em.<br \/>\n\u0e21\u0e35\u0e40\u0e2a\u0e35\u0e22\u0e07\u0e14\u0e31\u0e07\u0e01\u0e35\u0e48\u0e04\u0e23\u0e31\u0e49\u0e07\u0e17\u0e35\u0e48\u0e1b\u0e23\u0e30\u0e15\u0e39\u0e40\u0e01\u0e48\u0e32\u0e1a\u0e32\u0e19\u0e2b\u0e19\u0e36\u0e48\u0e07 ? \u0e02\u0e36\u0e49\u0e19\u0e01\u0e31\u0e1a\u0e27\u0e48\u0e32\u0e04\u0e38\u0e13\u0e1b\u0e34\u0e14\u0e21\u0e31\u0e19\u0e41\u0e23\u0e07\u0e41\u0e04\u0e48\u0e44\u0e2b\u0e19<br \/>\n\u0e21\u0e35\u0e02\u0e19\u0e21\u0e1b\u0e31\u0e07\u0e01\u0e35\u0e48\u0e41\u0e1c\u0e48\u0e19\u0e08\u0e32\u0e01\u0e02\u0e19\u0e21\u0e1b\u0e31\u0e07\u0e01\u0e49\u0e2d\u0e19\u0e2b\u0e19\u0e36\u0e48\u0e07 ? \u0e02\u0e36\u0e49\u0e19\u0e01\u0e31\u0e1a\u0e27\u0e48\u0e32\u0e04\u0e38\u0e13\u0e2b\u0e31\u0e48\u0e19\u0e21\u0e31\u0e19\u0e1a\u0e32\u0e07\u0e41\u0e04\u0e48\u0e44\u0e2b\u0e19<br \/>\n\u0e21\u0e35\u0e40\u0e23\u0e37\u0e48\u0e2d\u0e07\u0e14\u0e35\u0e46 \u0e01\u0e35\u0e48\u0e04\u0e23\u0e31\u0e49\u0e07\u0e43\u0e19\u0e27\u0e31\u0e19\u0e2b\u0e19\u0e36\u0e48\u0e07 ? \u0e02\u0e31\u0e49\u0e19\u0e01\u0e31\u0e1a\u0e27\u0e48\u0e32\u0e04\u0e38\u0e13\u0e43\u0e0a\u0e49\u0e40\u0e27\u0e25\u0e32\u0e14\u0e35\u0e41\u0e04\u0e48\u0e44\u0e2b\u0e19<br \/>\n\u0e21\u0e35\u0e04\u0e27\u0e32\u0e21\u0e23\u0e31\u0e01\u0e21\u0e32\u0e01\u0e40\u0e17\u0e48\u0e32\u0e43\u0e14\u0e08\u0e32\u0e01\u0e40\u0e1e\u0e37\u0e48\u0e2d\u0e19\u0e04\u0e19\u0e2b\u0e19\u0e36\u0e48\u0e07? \u0e02\u0e36\u0e49\u0e19\u0e01\u0e31\u0e1a\u0e27\u0e48\u0e32\u0e04\u0e38\u0e13\u0e21\u0e2d\u0e1a\u0e2d\u0e2d\u0e01\u0e44\u0e1b\u0e21\u0e32\u0e01\u0e41\u0e04\u0e48\u0e44\u0e2b\u0e19<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>Shel Silverstein<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-quote"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9523,"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2137\/revisions\/9523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/somniantes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}